What is your full name: ALEXANDER

Date of birth: MARCH 18

Male or female: MALE

Astrological sign: PISCES

Nicknames: BOOM, FATASS

Occupation: MORTGAGE PROCESSOR

Height: 5’11

Weight: 300LBS

Hair color: BLK

Eye color: BLK

Where were you born: EL SALVADOR

Where do you reside now: LOS ANGELES

Age: 23

Screen names: ll ARCH ENEMY ll

E-mail addy:

What does your screen name stand for: HEAVY METAL BAND ARCH FUCKIN ENEMY!!!!

What is your journal name: GUNS N’ ROSES

What does your journal name stand for: ONE OF THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME

Pets: 2 DOGS, DARLA N PUNKY

Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 23

Piercings: 1-TONGUE

Tattoo's: NOT YET

Shoe size: 13

Righty or lefty: LEFTY

Wearing: BLK SHORS N GREY SHIRT

Hearing: TV

Feeling: LIKE A LOOSER!

Eating/drinking: NOTHING

Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff

Have you ever been in love: DON’T THINK SO

How many people have you said:HUH?

How many people have you been in REAL love with: NONE

How many people have you kissed: 5

Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: NOPE

How many people have you dated: 5

What do you look for in a guy/girl: NICE GIRLS WITH THEIR WILD SIDE!

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: SMILE UNLESS THEY HAVE LIKE HUGEEE BOOBS SO I NOTICE THAT FIRST, LOLLLL

What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: NICE GIRLS

Do you have a crush right now: YES

If so who is it: I WONT TELL!

Do you believe in love at first sight: NO, LUST AT FIRST SIGHT YES

Do you remember your first love: YES

Who is the first person you kissed: MARICELA

Do you believe in fate: MAYBE

Do you believe in soul mates: YES

If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: IM ONLY 23 SO I HAVE MORE YRS TO LIVE BUT I DOUBT IT

Family Stuff

How many siblings do you have: 2

What are your siblings names: GLADIS, CECY

What are your parents names: MARIANELA, CARLOS

How many siblings does your mother have: 2

How many siblings does your father have: 3

Where are your parents from: EL SALVADOR

Is your family close: SOMETIMES

Does your family get together for holidays: NOPE

Do you have a drunk uncle: I HAVE A DRUNK DAD

Any medical problems run through your family: YES, HEART RELATED

Does someone in your family wear a toupee: NOPE

Do you have any nieces or nephews: YES, 6

Are your parents divorced: NOPE

Do you have step parents: NOPE

Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: NOPE

Did some of your family come to America from another country: YES

Music Stuff

What song do you swear was written about you or your life: “CREEP” HAHA

What's the most embarrassing cd you own: IF I OWN IT ITS NOT EMBARRASING!

What's the best cd you own: ANY METALLICA OR GNR CD

What song do you absolutely hate: DON’T KNOW

Do you sing in the shower: SOMETIMES

What song reminds you of that special someone: CAN’T THINK OF ONE

Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!

Pink: …WHERE I CAN RUN TO THE FASTEST I CAN, TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE…

Aerosmith: …AND I DON’T WANNA MISS A THING….

Madonna: …PLEASE DON’T SAY IM SORRY…I’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE…

Korn: DEAD BODIES EVERYWHEREEEE

Backstreet Boys: I KNEW I LUV U B4 I MET U

The Beatles: SHE LOVES ME YEAH YEAHH?

Sublime: DON’T KNOWWW

J.Lo:  …AND IF U HAVE MY LOVE

*Nsync: BABY BYE-BYE-BYE

Limp Bizkit: I GIVE IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

Stacie Orrico: D0NT KNOW

Creed: CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

Britany Spears: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

Good Charlotte: LIFE STYLE OF THE RICH N FAMOUS

Christina Aguilera: I AM BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY

Eminem: AND I  AM WHATEVER U SAY I AM

Kelly Clarkson: BUT SINCE U’VE BEEN GONEEE

Kelly Osbourne: DON’T KNOW

Mandy Moore: A WALK TO REMMBERRRR

Eve:

Aaliyah: TRY AGAINNN

Nelly: ..AND U CAN FIND ME….

Alicia Keys: SOME PEOPLE LIVE FOR THE FORTUNEEE

Incubus: WHATEVER TOMORROW BRINGS ILL BE THERE

Favorites

Color: BLUE

Food: ITALIAN, CHINESE

Song: DAMAGE INC, BURNING ANGEL, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE…ETC….

Show: THAT 70’S SHOW

School subject: HISTORY

Band/singer/artist: METALLICA, GUNS N’ ROSES, ARCH ENEMY, DEVILDRIVER, ICED EARTH, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD

Animal: BEARS!

Outfit: BLK PANTS N BLK SHIRT

Radio station: LA STATIONS FUCKIN SUCK BIG COCKS!

Movie: TERMINATOR II, SIGNS, MINORITY REPORT, CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL, PRETTY WOMAN

Pair of shoes: DOCS!

Cartoon: SIMPSONS!!!

Actor: TOM CRUISE

Actress: JULIA ROBERTS

Potato chip: EH

Drink: WATER

Soda: COKE

Holiday: CHRISTMAS

Perfume/cologne: DON’T USE

Pizza topping: PEPPERONI

Jello flavor: UMM

Lunch meat: WHATEVER

Card Game: UNO

Video game: DON’T LIKE VIDEO GAMES

Website: BLABBERMOUTH.NET, MYFREEPAYSITE.COM (YES BITCHES TONS OF FREE PORN!)

Book: DON’T REALLY READ

Computer game: DON’T HAVE ONE

Number: 13

Cereal: COCOA PUFFS

Comedian: CARLOS MENCIA

Dessert: DON’T KNOW

Disney character: SULLY!

Clothing store: DON’T HAVE A FAV ONE

Past time: LISTENING TO MUSIC

Teacher: MR. DIAZ

Childhood toy: MR. POTATO

Carnival game/ride: EH

Candy bar: KIT KAT

Magazine: BLENDER

Salad dressing: ITALIAN

Thing to do on the weekend: CHILL N DRINK

Hot drink: COFFEE

Season: WINTER

Sport to watch: SOCCER, BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL

Person to talk to online: DEZ, CECI

Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits

What color are your sheets: RED N BLUE

What color are your bedroom walls: BROWN..YES EWWWWWW

Do you have posters on your wall: NOPE

If so of what: I USE TO HAVE MY METALLICA POSTERS N MY HOTTIE MOMMA SHAKIRA

Do you have a tv in your bedroom: BIG TV!

How many pillows are on your bed: 4

What do you normally sleep in: SHORT N SHIRT

Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: DON’T HAVE

What size bed do you have: TOO SMALL!

Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: NOPE

Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: NOPE

Describe the last nightmare you had: SOMEONE STOLE STUFF FROM ME!

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: NOPE

How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed: FUCK NOT EVEN ME!

How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed: NO ONE I SAID!

Any unusual sleeping positions: NOPE

Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: NOPE

Do you snore: YES  N LOUD

How about drool: SOMETIMES

Do you have an alarm clock in your room: MY CELL PHONE

What color is the carpet in your room: BLUE

What's under your bed: NOTHING

This or that

loser/wannabe: LOSER

Doughnuts/bagels: NEITHER

Day/night: NIGHT

Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: NEITHER

Heaven/hell: NEITHER

Make love/have sex: MAKE LUV

Coffee/tea: COFFEE

Hamburgers/hotdogs: HAMBURGER

Rap/rock: METAL

Britney/Christina: CHRISTINA

Swiss cheese/american cheese: SWISS

Real World/Road Rules: REAL WORLD

Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: BACKSTREET

Silver/gold: SILIVER

Nike/Adidas: NIKE

McDonalds/Taco Bell: MC DONALDS

Sweet/sour: SOUR SWEET

Punk/emo: A LITTLE OF BOTH

Hot/cold: BOTH

Winter/summer: WINTER

Spring/fall: FALL

Operas/plays: PLAYS

Read/watch tv: WATCH TV

Cd's/tapes: CD’S

Dvd's/vhs: BOTH

Old/new: BOTH

Shorts/skirts: SKIRTS! HAHA SHORTS OF COURSE!

Pink/red: RED

Colored pictures/black and white photos: BOTH

Meat/vegetables: MEAT

Mexican food/chinese food: MEXICAN

Commercials/infomercials: INFOMERCIALS

Scary movies/comedies: SINCE THERE ARE NOT SCARY MOVIES ANYMORE,,, COMEDIES OF COURSE

Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: WHATT

Sandals/tennis shoes: TENNIS

Dogs/cats: DOGS! I FEED MY DOGS CATS, LOLL

Unicorns/fairies: NEITHER

Water/land: LAND

Sugar/spice: SUGAAA

Black/white: BLACK

ribbons/bows: GAYYY

Chicken/beef: BEEF

Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: WHO CARES!

Cars/trucks: CARS

Austin Powers/James Bond: JAMES

Popcorn/pretzels: POPCORN

Hip/hop: BOTH

Passionate kiss/peck: PASSIONATE

WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: THEY ALL FAKE!

Back rub/foot massage: BACK RUB

Picture frames/photo albums: PHOT ALBUMS

Pens/pencils: BOTH

What Is Your Opinion Of The Following

Eminem: I LIKE SOME OF HIS STUFF

Virgins: WHAT IS THAT??? LOL

God: EYE HATE GOD

The Osbournes: KOOL

Reality TV: GREAT

J.Lo: GIVE ME DA ASSS

Religion: FUCK IT

Emo music: I LIKE LIKE 4 EMO SONGS, LOL

Valentine's Day: NICEEEE

Christina Aguilera's comeback: WHAT COMEBACK? BUT I LIKE HERRR

Homosexuals: FUCK WHOEVER U WANNA FUCK!

Abortion: IM PRO CHOICE BUT USE PROTECTION BITCHES!

Inter-racial relationships: AS LONGEST EVERYONE IS HAPPY

Murder: U CANT GET AWAY WITH IT NOWADAYS!

Death: EVERYONE SHALL DIE!

Obesity: NOT GOOD

Pre-marital sex: GREAT!

Terrorism: WE HELP THE CAUSE IN SOMEWAY SO WHATEVER

Pornography: LUV IT!

Fortune Tellers: I DON’T KNOWWW

Threesomes: NOT INTO EM

Prostitution: PUT ON A CONDOM N FUCK A BITCH!

Politics: EH

Country music: I LIKE A FEW SONGS

George W. Bush: I ELECTED HIM! HAHA, LOL

Cloning: INEVITABLE

Britney's boobs: I DON’T CARE

Gas prices in America: WAY TOO FUCKIN EXPENSIVE

What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...

Jack: IN THE BOX?

Tiffany: NOTHING

Ben: AFFLEC?

Maria: SHOULD BE BANNED!

Jennifer: LOPEZ?

Nicole: KIDMAN?

Amy: LEE?

Adam: EVE?

Richard: NOTHING

Arnold: SWARCHENEGGER? OR WHATEVER U SPELL HIS FUCKIN LAST NAME

Tom: CRUISE

Melissa: SUM WHORE I KNOW

Charlotte: N. CAROLINA

Harold: N KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE!

John: LENNON

Joel: UMM

Vanessa: JUST DIE  A FEW DAYS AGO(DOG)

Michelle: MY COUSIN MICHELLE

Kevin: MY OTHER COUSIN

Brent: EH

Jake: EH

Billy: MY DUMB COUSIN!

Sarah: MICHELLE GELLAR?

Natalie: I HAVE TO GO PICK HER UP AT THE AIRPORT SATURDAY!

Christy: ALLEN?

Nick: CHARTER?

Linda: MY NEIGHBOR

Taylor: EH

Jordan: MICHAEL?

Jamie: STAR 98.7

Adrian: EH

Have You Ever....

Mooned anyone: NO

Been on a diet: YES

Been to a foreign country: YES

Broken a bone: NOPE

Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: NO

Swear at a teacher: YES

Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages: NOPE

Got in a fight: YES

Dated a teacher: NOPE

Laughed so hard you peed your pants: NOPE

Thought about killing your enemy: FUCK YEAH

Gone skinny dipping: NOPE

Met another gj member in the flesh: NO

Told a little white lie: LOTS OF EM

Told a secret you swore not to tell:NOPE

Stolen anything: YES WHEN I WAS LITTLE

Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: YES, LOL

Been on TV: NOPE I’VE BEEN ON TOP OF IT THO! LOL

Been on the radio: NOPE

Been in a mosh pit: FUCK YEAH! ARCH ENEMY N DEVILDRIVER!!!

Been to a concert: YES I HAVE

Dated one of your best friends: NOPE

Loved someone so much it makes you cry: YES

Deceived somebody close to you: NOT THAT I KNOW

Broken the law: YES EVERY DAY

Been to a rodeo: YES

Been on a talk show: NOPE

Been on a game show: NOPE

Been on an airplane: YES

Got to ride on a firetruck: NOPE, LOL

Came close to dying: YES

Cheated on a bf/gf: NOPE

Gave someone a piggy back ride: YES

Terrorized a babysitter: NOPE

Made a mud pie: NOPE

Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: NOPE

Snuck out of the house at night: NOPE

Been so drunk you don't remember your name: NOPE

Had an eating disorder: I DO! I EAT TOO FUCKIN MUCH!

Felt like you didn't belong: YES

Felt like the 3rd wheel: YES

Smoked: YES

Done drugs: YES

Been arrested: YES

Had your tonsils removed: NOPE

Gone to camp: YES, SO MUCH FUN!

Won a bet: YES

Written a love letter: YES

Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: YES

Written a love poem: YES

Kissed in the rain: NOPE

Slow danced with someone you love: NOPE

Participated in an orgy: NOPE

Faked an orgasm: NOPE

Stolen a kiss: NOPE

Asked a friend for relationship advice: NOPE

Had a friend steal your bf/gf: YES

Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: YES

Gotten a speeding ticket: NOPE

Done jail time: NOPE

Had to wear a uniform to work: YES

Won a trophy: NOPE

Thrown up in public: YES

Bowled a perfect game: NOPE

Failed/got held back: YES

Got perfect attendance in grade school: NOPE

Roasted pumpkin seeds: NOPE

Taken ballet/karate lessons: NOPE

Attempted suicide: NOPE

Cut yourself: YES

Childhood Stuff

Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes: G.I JOES!!!

Did you own Treasure Trolls: NOPE

Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: YES

Did you play Simon Says: NOPE

Did you watch Fraggle Rock: NOPE

Did you wet the bed: NOPE

Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: NOPE

Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: NOPE

Were you shy: YES, VERY

Were you spoiled: I WISH

Were you abused: IN MANY WAYS

Did you go to the circus: YES N I HATED IT

Did you go to the zoo: YES

Were you in a car accident: SORTA

Did you build snowmen: NOPE

Did you cry when you scraped your knee: NOPE

Were your older cousins mean to you: ONLY WHEN I WAS A BABY

Did you think slinkies were cool: NOPE

Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: YES! LOL

Were you afraid of the dark: NOPE I LUV THE DARK

Did you have slumber parties: NOPE

Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag? NOOOO

Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: NOOO

Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: ALL OF EM!  LOL

Randomness

Do you believe in aliens: YES

Name three things that are next to your computer: CD PLAYER, CELL PHONE, PEN N PAPER

Do you have any hidden talents: NOPE

Do you wish MTV would play music videos: WHAT?

If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: DOCUMENTARY

What would your movie star name be: THE THINGS NO ONE EVER KNOWS

Do you play any sports: NOPE

What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: IT

What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently: X-MEN III

What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: DUDE WHERES MY CAR

Do you drive: YES

What is your dream car: A HYBRID!

Do you think your good looking: NOPE

Do others think you are good looking: NOPE

Would you ever sky dive: I SO WANT TO!

Do you believe in Bigfoot: NOT SURE

How many rooms do you have in your house: 3

Are you afraid of roller coasters: NOPE

Do you believe in God: NO

Do you believe in Satan: NO

Do you believe there is a heaven: NO

Do you believe there is a hell: NO

Do you own a pooltable: NOPE

Do you have a pool: NOPE

Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: YES

Do you like chocolate: LUV IT

Who/what is on your 2006 calendar:  DON’T HAVE ONE

How many U.S. states have you been to: 5

Ever wished on a shooting star: NOPE

Best Halloween costume you ever wore: DON’T USUALLY DRESS UP

Do you carry any weapons on you: NOPE

What is your weakness: DON’T MISTAKE KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS!

Name something you can't get enough of: FOOD N SEX!

Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: WHAT WHAT WHAT

How many kids do you want to have: MAYBE 2

Future daughters names: TABATHA, BELLARIE

Future sons names: ALEXANDER

What is your ideal way to die: BULLET TO MY HEAD

How do you release stress: I LISTEN TO MUSIK N I DRINK

Do you consider yourself a trendy person: NOPE

Are you an artisitic person: NOPE

Are you a realistic person?: VERY

Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: I WEAR BOOTS SO YEAH

Are you a strong person: NOT FOR THE MOST PART

Are you a strong willed person: NOPE

Who is the last person to e-mail you: DON’T REMMBER

Who is the last person to IM you: DEZ

Do you hate chain e-mails: YES

Are you a deep sleeper: YES

Are you a good story teller: NO

What do you believe is your best quality: IM KINDA FUNNY…SO THEY SAY

What is your greatest accomplishment: NOT GREAT ACCOMPLISMENTS YET

Do you like to burn candles or incense: NOPE

Do you have your own credit card: USE TO

Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?: A HOUSE FOR ME N 2 CARS N THEN I INVEST IN REAL ESTATE

Do you have a check book: USE TO

Do you like your drivers licence: DON’T HAVE ONE

Do you tan easily: YES

What color is your hair naturally: BLK

How many fillings do you have: NOT SURE

How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit: I DON’T KNOW

Worst feeling in the world? HOPELESS

Best feeling in the world: LOVE

Is the glass half empty or half full: HALF EMPTY N SUM TIMES HALF FULL

Last thing you downloaded: DON’T REMEMBER

Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?: SOMETIMES

What do you think people think of you: I DON’T KNOW

Are you a likeable person: MOST OF THE TIME

Do you need therapy: YES

Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance: I TAKE DRUGS!

Do you love your bf/gf: NOPE

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP: NO

When are you moving: DON’T KNOW

What's your favorite phrase? DON’T MISTAKE KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS.